Its all about the back!

Being in a hospital is a novel experience! I mean really, if you haven't done it yet, I will give you the number of the auto I took, maybe you'll be lucky too!

Anyways, as I was saying, yup! Hospitals, they rock! 

Introducing to you all - a Hospital Gown! Oh yeah! This beauty is the highlight of a visit to the hospital (as long as it is yours. If not, you are just going to end up seeing half-naked people, moaning on maneuverable  beds).

Back to the gown: Its white, short, with a stringy back (that's just to hold the front together, seriously!). I really do not know why the models on FTV haven't picked it up yet! I'll do them a favor and send them a photo....

All jokes apart, it was meant to enable the doctors to check the patient thoroughly!

And it does female patients a favor too, gives them a chance to feel sexy (who wouldn't? In a backless gown!),  in a depressing environment! Now all that is missing is a cute Doctor in a white apron, uttering sophisticated words like concussion and hemorrhage, and feeding them heart-shaped tablets! Well, anything is possible!

Mystery man!

Solemn Eagles : Soldiers are :

1. U.D. : Dude, cut your demands, U get what I give!

2. Mints : Can't believe you chose Solemn Eagles. Thought you would go for the Maniacal Monkeys! You've become boring!

3. Murali : Damn, I forgot to put the rats in! Sorry! ;-)

4. Now the 4th guy is the mystery man/woman! This person has voted in after I announced the treat! Can u imagine, voting for a treat.......I pity you my friend, I pity you.

    Anyways, please let me know who you are, so I can reward you too. 

    Go to the J.J. Hospital (Mumbai) at exactly 11:55pm. Enter the Hospital gate at the Mortuary side and enter a small lane to the right (thats where the bodies are kept!) Anyways, go straight, take a right. There is a wall there. Knock on it. A skeleton hand will hand you the right thigh bone (femur). Use it to scratch your name on the wall! Please remember to thank the owner of the hand before you leave, or you just might not leave, EVER!!!!

   Or, you can just post a comment here, and let me know! ;-)

    

Winners!

Well, I did get only 3 votes to join my army! And they all were to Solemn Eagles! Well eagles, let me know who all voted, so I can arrange a big treat for you!

One more...one more

I just thought of one more de-stressing fantasy of mine.....Swimming! Yup! Love, love the water. I wish I had a house on a cliff overlooking the sea. I would just jump off into the wide sea!
Sighhhhhhhhhh........
Well, night den! 

Overdrive............

My brain has just gone into overdrive! Have you ever experienced it?
So, I am now in a place where too many things have happened in the recent past, and I have dealt with them. And dealt with them positively. And in that time, my brain came up with ideas, to amuse myself, to keep me busy, alternative plans and options came flooding to me. And now, it seems as if I have just thought of everything. And My brain, a once well oiled piece of machinery has now slowed down to a snail's pace.
So, today, I am officially Down in the Dumps.......and it ain't pretty here. (Imagine a husky deep voice saying that). No, it ain't pretty!
I wish I had a bathtub! Bubbles and a bathtub, that's my secret de-stressing fantasy! So, whats your de-stressing fantasy?

The Butt - Lip fight............

Well, its a long and convoluted story that has led to this question!

But before that, let me tell you how we started discussing this:
One of my friends (a guy) played Spin-the-bottle with his other group of friends (I need to specify that!). Well, the game goes such that the two people on either end of the bottle have to kiss for 10 secs....(remember that number). Now, it so happened that members of the same sex ended up kissing each other (now get that number back into your head! - 10secs .........Screeeeeeech. Halt! I need to get out of this car......Whew!!!!!)  Need I say more?!

The current scenario:
4 people (P, M, S and U) sitting down and discussing this:
P : 2 guys (men) kissed each other for 10 secs!!!
M : On the lips?
P : No, you Idiot, on the butt! Of course, on the lips!
M : Why not, Butt would be better than the lips!
P (thunderstruck) : What are you saying? Ur saying that if you had to kiss a stranger, you would prefer the Butt to the lips?
M : Yeah!

Now, lets put it up there!

Scenario in question : You are playing this game (Spin-the-bottle) with a group (you may not know some people). You have to kiss a person of the same sex!
What would you prefer?
a. Naked Lips
b. Naked Butt

I had to remove the Clothed Butt option, as it would be unfair!
I would go for Lips, Butt is too unhygienic for me!

M : You are gonna die under a pile of votes for the Lips! Wait and watch..........

Mama! Take this badge from me.............

This blog seems to be so laid back. I am thoroughly ashamed! I mean cmon,, I should take life more seriously, right?! Damn, my nails are unpainted, my hair is sloppily tied into a ponytail, I have stopped wearing jeans since 10 days now. I haven't got an appreciative look from a guy since the same amount of time ( Do dogs count? I got an appreciative bark today!). The only people that I can converse with on weekdays are my parents, the mirror and my bro (who only grunts at me when I talk). I am such a drag to all the women in this world! Oh, forgive me babes, but after this hiatus, I swear I will SUIT UP!!

BTW, I left the house today! Got together with my pals and played a bit of Taboo and Jenga! Fun fun fun! Jenga lead us on to a bit of ass-kissing today! ;-) Can't say more!! Shubh ratri!