Saturday, June 18, 2011

Free Advice - Read at your own risk!

All of us have suffered the effects of free advice, one or the other time in our lives! My philosophy about free advice has always been simple, take what you think is relevant and leave the rest.

So, after the initial warning, here it is: my own piece of hair-brained advice:

1. Lil bro's (normally arrogant, know-it-all male peacocks) are susceptible to you when you have been rendered invalid or diseased. Make full use of their services. My lil bro helped me wash my  hair today! Cheers!

2. When you're parents are arguing, don't be a smartass and try to cool the situation! The guns will be aimed towards you! Ouch...........Best way to defuse the situation. Hold your injured leg and cry the hell out. ;-)

3. Learn to drive before your lil bro. Major ego booster. Why the hell did nobody give me this advice??

4. If you ever injure your leg, first priority : buy a soft pillow or a soft couch! Chairs will leave your backside sore within a day. I mean, seriously!

5. Did I already tell about the nose picking (when on crutches)? Damn! Well add to the list, trying to hit your friend with your injured leg. (What? The plaster is a great weapon. Sigh! another failed experiment)

6. Don't involve anyone in a conversation you don't want to tackle. Far less options of escaping, especially if you have to ask them to hand over your crutches! 

7. Don't take your own advice too seriously. I told myself to leave the bus and take an auto........

8. Send a surprise gift to a loved one far away! 

Now comes the important one:

9. Answer interesting questions on blogs! 

Have a fabulous weekend!

P.S. : Saw this great show on National geographic called 'Engineering Connections'. It was on the construction of the Rio-Antirio bridge (a earthquake proof, wind proof bridge). Good watch! Try reading about it! Bon nuit!

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